3º Kyu

Ufa! Depois de muito treino, joelhos carecas, tornozelos moídos, braços inoperantes e litros de suor derramados no tatame, a compensação: aprovado por unanimidade pra 3º kyu de aikido.

Valeu!

.: Ouvindo : Guns 'n Roses - Paradise City :.

Talk about bad timing...

Agora há pouco estava no meio de um sonho, um sonho bem excêntrico, do qual só me recordo alguns flashes. Do pouco que me lembro, um detalhe era diferente: o sonho era musicado. Tinha trilha sonora. Foi um dos poucos sonhos musicados de que me recordo até hoje. Tocava "Linger".

No meio disso tudo um chapa me liga e eu acordo. Blasfêmias.

(Veja o clipe aqui. Ia embedar, mas o youtube me cortou o barato. Blasfêmias.)

Mente poluída

Ok, sejam sinceros: não fui só eu que pensei besteira.

.: Ouvindo: The Haunted - The Failure :.

Memória

Ontem, voltando de Blumenau com o povo do Aikido, tive umas idéias sobre um post bombástico pro blog.

A viagem passou, muita merda na estrada, música, piadas, paradas pra reanimar os joelhos... e eu esqueci o que ia postar. Fukk.


Anyway, a viagem foi bacana. Na ida, perdi a entrada de Ilhota e acabei vindo pela BR-470. Achei mais rápido. Na volta, depois de garimpar a cidade por um caixa do BB que funcionasse, pegamos o mesmo caminho. Nada de posters bacanas de lingerie, though.


.: Ouvindo: Opeth - Hessian Peel :.

And I quote...

"I've said I love you when I've meant it, and I've said I love you when it was the right thing to say, and I've said I love you when saying anything else would have hurt someone without reason. And I couldn't say a word, there in the dark."

Warren Ellis - Crooked Little Vein

Fiction #2

People aren't impressed by shit anymore. Imagine this:

I tell you, "Let's go down to China, smack a bunch of bagpipin' bastards". And then you would ask: "Bagpipers in China?!"
You see, you didn't even bother that we're all the way to fuckin' China, to beat the shit out of people.

.: Ouvindo: Apoptygma Berzerk - Electronic Warfare :.

Ruína mundial!

Corram pras montanhas!

Passo a passo da ruína mundial:

1 - Ações do Google (GOOG) na NASDAQ caindo durante o dia;

2 - Gmail fora do ar há quase meia hora;

3 - Twitter sobrecarregado (de reclamações), e também fora do ar;

Além de eventos recentos como a compra da Marvel pela Disney e a morte do Michael Jackson. O mundo como nós o conhecemos vai acabar!

.: Ouvindo: A Perfect Circle - Over :.

Ah, tá (revisited).

Consegui, finalmente, a foto da campanha do Setuf que, à época do primeiro post, ainda era nova. Infelizmente, o conteúdo continua sendo hilário.

.: Ouvindo: Marty Friedman - Lust for Life :.

How to Be a Band Girlfriend

Excelente texto. Peguei de um re-tweet de uma revista inglesa, postado em um fórum obscuro por uma mina aleatória.

-Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for the band.

-Don't ask his bandmates for relationship advice.

-Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day!

***-It's NOT mandatory that you are at every show.***

-Do not get jealous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember...you get to go home with him!

-No, the band does not want you to go on tour with them. Like your going to sleep in the back of a van and eat ramen for 4 months strait!?

-Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My boyfriend is in ______.

-Don't follow him around at shows like a lost puppy, he is taking care of business, find your own crowd.

-Don't go to band practice. And it's normal to have practice more than once a week.

-Do not assume everyone loves your boyfriend's band.

-Don't make out with other band members girlfriends at the bar. Save that for the after party.

-Don't turn yourself into a walking flyer for your boyfriend's band. The shirt is fine, but must you break out the hat, the hoodie, AND the stickers on your ass?

-Do not stand in front of your boyfriend while he is onstage and stare at him like he is the greatest singer in thew world.

-Do not change your style based on the type of band you date. Going from preppy to blackmetal shows you are not your own individual.

-If he calls while out on the road, don't complain about when he is coming home. You're lucky he is using the quarter to call you, instead of buying gas or food.

-Never say anything negative about your man's band that you cannot say to him. It will only come back to bite you in the ass.

-If your a stripper, keep work on the pole, not at shows. Not everyone wants to know you shop at FREDRICKS !

-Never cause a fight right before your man goes on stage. Relationship problems can be dealt with after the show.

-If they have a show out of town, don't drive just so you and your boy can have "alone time". Because you want to "talk".

-You cannot drink on the band's tab! Buy your own The Tour Manager works for the band, not the girlfriends. Get your own ass into catering,etc

-Keep the band seperate from your everyday life. That's your boyfriend's passion, find your own.

.: Ouvindo: Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal :.

Sexta é dia de jaguarar!