Fiction #2

People aren't impressed by shit anymore. Imagine this:

I tell you, "Let's go down to China, smack a bunch of bagpipin' bastards". And then you would ask: "Bagpipers in China?!"
You see, you didn't even bother that we're all the way to fuckin' China, to beat the shit out of people.

.: Ouvindo: Apoptygma Berzerk - Electronic Warfare :.