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Sunday, June 28, 2009

How to Be a Band Girlfriend

Excelente texto. Peguei de um re-tweet de uma revista inglesa, postado em um fórum obscuro por uma mina aleatória.


-Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for the band.

-Don't ask his bandmates for relationship advice.

-Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day!

***-It's NOT mandatory that you are at every show.***

-Do not get jealous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember...you get to go home with him!

-No, the band does not want you to go on tour with them. Like your going to sleep in the back of a van and eat ramen for 4 months strait!?

-Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My boyfriend is in ______.

-Don't follow him around at shows like a lost puppy, he is taking care of business, find your own crowd.

-Don't go to band practice. And it's normal to have practice more than once a week.

-Do not assume everyone loves your boyfriend's band.

-Don't make out with other band members girlfriends at the bar. Save that for the after party.

-Don't turn yourself into a walking flyer for your boyfriend's band. The shirt is fine, but must you break out the hat, the hoodie, AND the stickers on your ass?

-Do not stand in front of your boyfriend while he is onstage and stare at him like he is the greatest singer in thew world.

-Do not change your style based on the type of band you date. Going from preppy to blackmetal shows you are not your own individual.

-If he calls while out on the road, don't complain about when he is coming home. You're lucky he is using the quarter to call you, instead of buying gas or food.

-Never say anything negative about your man's band that you cannot say to him. It will only come back to bite you in the ass.

-If your a stripper, keep work on the pole, not at shows. Not everyone wants to know you shop at FREDRICKS !

-Never cause a fight right before your man goes on stage. Relationship problems can be dealt with after the show.

-If they have a show out of town, don't drive just so you and your boy can have "alone time". Because you want to "talk".

-You cannot drink on the band's tab! Buy your own The Tour Manager works for the band, not the girlfriends. Get your own ass into catering,etc

-Keep the band seperate from your everyday life. That's your boyfriend's passion, find your own.



.: Ouvindo: Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal :.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Muito justo

Li no Testosterona. Não sei se a autoria é confirmada, mas o texto é excelente.


Diferenças entre as necessidades sexuais dos homens e das mulheres

Nunca tinha entendido por que as necessidades sexuais dos homens e das mulheres são tão diferentes. E nunca tinha entendido por que os homens pensam com a cabeça e as mulheres com o coração. Uma noite, semana passada, minha mulher e eu estávamos indo para a cama.

Bom, começamos a ficar à vontade, fazer carinhos, já estava bastante excitado e nesse momento, ela fala: “Acho que agora não quero, só quero que você me abrace”, “me abrace mas me abrace forte”. Eu falei: “O QUEEEEEE???” Ela falou: “Você não sabe se conectar com as minhas necessidades emocionais como mulher”.

Comecei a pensar onde podia ter falhado. No final, assumi que naquela noite, não ia rolar nada, virei e dormi. No dia seguinte fomos a um grande hipermercado, do tipo Carrefour, com muitas lojas dentro dele. Dei uma volta enquanto ela experimentava três modelitos caríssimos. Como não podia decidir por um ou outro, falei para comprar os três. Então ela me falou que precisava de uns sapatos que combinassem, a R$ 200,00 cada par. Respondi que tudo bem. Depois fomos à seção de joalheria, de onde saiu com uns brincos de diamantes. Estava tão emocionada! Deveria estar pensando que fiquei louco, agora penso que estava me testando quando pediu também uma raquete de tênis, porque nem tênis ela joga. Acredito que acabei com seus esquemas e paradigmas quando falei que sim.

Ela estava quase excitada sexualmente depois de tudo isso; vocês tinham que ver a carinha dela, toda feliz! Quando ela falou: “Vamos passar no caixa para pagar”. Tive dificuldade para me segurar ao falar com ela: “Não, meu bem, acho que agora não quero comprar tudo isso”. Ela ficou pálida. Ainda falei: “Só quero que você me abrace”.”Me abrace mas me abrace forte”. No momento em que ela começou a ficar com cara de querer me matar, falei: “Você não sabe se conectar com as minhas necessidades financeiras como homem…”

Acredito que o sexo acabou para mim até o natal de 2010…

Luís Fernando Veríssimo


.: Ouvindo: Freak Kitchen: Razor Flowers :.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Sobre o Air France

Lula strikes again:

(...)

Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva said he was confident that the black boxes would be found.

"I think a country that can find oil 6,000 meters under the ocean can find a plane 2,000 meters down," he told reporters in Guatemala, referring to recent oil finds by Brazil's state energy company in ultra-deep waters.

The recorders are designed to send homing signals for up to 30 days when they hit water, but many do not float well. It could be among the hardest recovery tasks since the exploration of the Titanic, one expert said.

"If you think how long it took to find the Titanic and that the debris would be smaller, you are looking for a needle in haystack," said Derek Clarke, joint managing director of Aberdeen-based Divex, which designs and builds military and commercial diving equipment.


Notícia completa aqui.

.: Ouvindo: Testament - The Fall of Sipledome :.

Monday, June 01, 2009

Vendo!

Tô vendendo:

Twingo 99 c/ ar e motor revisado


MD Sony MDS-S50

R$ 450,00